Towards the Middle...: Uhhhhhhh......Creepy

Friday, March 23, 2007

Anonymous said...: SEATTLE, WA -- After briefly emerging from coma, Mike's blog appears to have relapsed, becoming unresponsive and completely un-entertaining. According to several sources, new content has not appeared in weeks, leaving others to wonder about future plans for the site. This report, at the time of posting, stands as the longest submission since March 23rd, surpassing even the author himself.

###; 4/05/2007 12:01 PM
Michael said...: I'm sorry. I've been crazy busy. (I have like 2 jobs now) I'll do a recap soon.; 4/05/2007 4:43 PM
Anonymous said...: SEATTLE, WA -- Five days after reports of inactivity, 'Towards the middle,' remains stagnant. Onlookers have requested photos at the bare minimum. Alm refused comment.

###; 4/10/2007 7:09 AM
Anonymous said...: SEATTLE, WA -- Three weeks and still unresponsive, Alm's blog is in worse shape than originally reported. In fact, the featherless chicken, of which the now famously stale blog once reporter, has had time to grow feathers -- a subject Alm is reportedly exploring with three-dimensional models.

In other related news, a senior member of the over-hyped "treadmill ballerinas" died yesterday. Unconfirmed reports suggest a lose drive belt caused the accident.

###; 4/16/2007 7:12 AM
Anonymous said...: LOL...that is all.
S.Del Carpio; 10/01/2007 9:15 PM